When I Wake Up Still Drunk on Sunday and Want to Get Freaky with My Boyfriend…
What I think he sees:

What he really sees:

What I think he sees:

What he really sees:

My BMI’s not great… But I’m not like Precious or anything!
—Mindy Kaling
Lana del Lynch. LDR covers “Blue Velvet” for her tribute to David Lynch…in an H&M ad. |
“Thrift Shop” by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (feat. Wanz). I can totes relate because a lot of the shit I wear was inherited from my grandma. |
| Me: | Who names these typhoons? |
| My co-worker: | Assholes. |
I’m not grown up at all. Grown up is the costume I wear to work, much like wearing princess clothes when really I’m a wild alcoholic baby orangutan inside.
—Me, setting my cousin straight on appearing responsible.
I’ve got to go see about the one, well, one of the ones that got away.
—My pimp friend
RIP Dolphy. Your films were a part of my childhood. Thanks for making this brat laugh. |
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