Lonely Panget.

Random thoughts of a wandering girl maverick.

10/28/12

When I Wake Up Still Drunk on Sunday and Want to Get Freaky with My Boyfriend…

What I think he sees:

What he really sees:

10/14/12

Yup, that’s exactly how I feel today.

Yup, that’s exactly how I feel today.

10/1/12

My BMI’s not great… But I’m not like Precious or anything!

—Mindy Kaling

9/20/12

Lana del Lynch. LDR covers “Blue Velvet” for her tribute to David Lynch…in an H&M ad.

9/12/12

"Thrift Shop" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (feat. Wanz). I can totes relate because a lot of the shit I wear was inherited from my grandma. 

8/23/12

Trying to wake up for work on a Friday

whatshouldwecallme:

— Reblogged from #whatshouldwecallme

8/15/12

When I found out about typhoon Kai-Tak...

Me: Who names these typhoons?
My co-worker: Assholes.

8/7/12

I’m not grown up at all. Grown up is the costume I wear to work, much like wearing princess clothes when really I’m a wild alcoholic baby orangutan inside.

—Me, setting my cousin straight on appearing responsible.

8/2/12

I’ve got to go see about the one, well, one of the ones that got away.

—My pimp friend

7/10/12

RIP Dolphy. Your films were a part of my childhood. Thanks for making this brat laugh.