February 2012
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Prom sex: To put out or not to put out? →
Piece I wrote the the Philstar on why prom night’s for getting smashed with your buddies and not rolling around the backseat of a rice rocket with your date like two puppies in a cardboard box.
January 2012
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On a happier note, follow my motherfucking food... →
Because being bad is as delicious as beef bourguignon.
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“Soon your face will be a small photograph, almost like a stamp on a very...”
– Cynthia Alexander
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I'm going to try and actually write something on...
…Because let’s face it, I’ve written fuck all since I moved to Hong Kong a year ago with the dream of turning my fancy master’s degree in journalism into any semblance of a career in the industry. I assumed that leaving Los Angeles as fast as I could swipe my father’s Mastercard (sorry, Dad) to buy a ticket over here was a shortcut to my goal of being a...
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He's just so beautiful.
Boyfriend (via text): Is your hair cut drastic?
Me: Yup. Got a mohawk.
Boyfriend: Like we need the affirmation that we're a lesbian couple.
December 2011
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A Girl You Should Date →
This essay is so stupid. I don’t understand why all these illiterate tweens are nutting all over it, but I’ll bet anything it was written by a virgin.
“You’re not a failed writer, you just can’t pander to an audience who...”
– Alice Sarmiento, sardonic genius
November 2011
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October 2011
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- My Boo →
Remake of the Ghost Town DJs song!
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September 2011
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August 2011
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July 2011
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