January 2011
45 posts
“I’m so glad I didn’t fall in your puddle of pee as I somersaulted...”
– I miss my friends so much.
Jan 31st
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“Do white hookers really get to charge more? I feel like this isn’t...”
– HZC
Jan 28th
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“Is it too much to ask for someone to be interesting?”
– Tea from MTV Skins
Jan 28th
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“Wow… a teddy bear just moved by itself.”
– Ian Cruz watching ghost TV shows.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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“What I need is an equal. Where can I buy one of those? Barney’s?”
– HZC
Jan 26th
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“It’s so hillbilly out here in the desert. I can’t get any poon...”
– N.L. in Australia
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Will Report for Visa: An Unemployed Writer's Quest →
New column for the Philippine Star.
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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“I love your perfume… It smells like gin and tonic!”
– HZC
Jan 18th
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My hair looks like I got fucked all night by a...
frangry: I ain’t brushing it because I don’t give a fuck. What are they gonna do? Fire me? Best quote ever. I feel ya, sister.
Jan 18th
14 notes
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HAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE! burbanked: Every Line of Dialogue In Lost Boys Is “michael”. (via /film)
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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OkCupid's Mathematical Formula for Successful... →
So it appears that the more guys disagree on your overall hotness, the more likely they are to message you. OkCupid’s staff robots explain the formula behind their findings.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
44 notes
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“Driving to a [taco] truck is a crazy concept.”
– Dominic Riley And yes, it really is.
Jan 14th
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'Cause Breaking Up is Hard to Chew →
Article I wrote for the Philippine Star. Thanks for publishing my recipe!
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
“So is it just me or are all bipolar girls good in bed”
– HZC
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
19 notes
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 6th
146 notes
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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“I’m A Slut” by Howlin’ Maggie. This video explains itself.
Jan 5th
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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