April 2011
17 posts
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Apr 30th
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Eulogy for a patriarch →
My last column, written in honor of my grandfather.
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Clarity comes with a soundtrack in the Ayala...
Uncle: Oh, I didn't know that.
Aunt: Well, now you know.
Cousin 1: And knowing is half the battle...
Me, Cousin 1 and Cousin 2: G.I. JOE!!!
Apr 26th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
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Me: Make me.
Echo: I guess I can't. Unless I can get someone to pin you in bed.
Me: Well we've both established that it's not hard.
Echo: No. We've all established that.
Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 13th
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Women can pee standing up with Go Girl Female... →
Ever wanted to pee standing up, ladies? Apparently now we can. Gross.
Apr 13th
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“Hungry, going for breakfast. If I’m not back in 30 minutes, I’m face...”
– Ben Appleby
Apr 13th
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Apr 11th
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“Life IS that much diff when u r gittin’ sum.”
– HZC
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 6th
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“At the rate you’re going, you’re never going to have to pay for a...”
– Micheline Zamora on the upside to my ho’s in different area codes.
Apr 5th
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