May 2011
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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Carrie Bradshaw Math
thefrenemy: Don’t get me wrong- I watch Sex and The City. I never got why she wore a lot of shit on her head, or why she thought Chris Noth was remotely fuckable, but I still dug that slutty old lady who made all the cock puns. I’ve seen most of the episodes, I’ve drank booze and saw them with my ‘girlfriends’ and at one point I concluded I may have been a Miranda even though I’m not a ginger...
May 13th
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May 13th
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“I don’t think you’re pretty anymore. You’re so dark!”
– Purita my roommate
May 12th
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“#lieswetell It’s okay to be a Hufflepuff.”
– @Lord_Voldemort7 on Twitter
May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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“Look at your face! You’ve ruined your beauty.”
– My very sweet roomie Purita on my sunburn
May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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“What does Adele mean by “Turning Table?” I don’t get it.”
– My momma, Facebook stalking me.
May 7th
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thefourthgrace asked: Hi! I'm France and I saw your article "Eulogy for a Patriarch". I am sorry for your loss.
May 7th
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May 7th
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Death of Osama bin Laden: Phone call pointed U.S.... →
When bin Laden’s corpse was laid out, one of the Navy SEALs was asked to stretch out next to it to compare heights. The SEAL was 6 feet tall. The body was several inches taller. After the information was relayed to Obama, he turned to his advisers and said: “We donated a $60 million helicopter to this operation. Could we not afford to buy a tape measure?”
May 7th
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May 2nd
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