At the doctor's today...
- Doc: So you think you have an allergy?
- Me: Yes. I've been eating a lot of shellfish and I'm allergic to it.
- Doc: Then why do you eat them?
- Me: Because they're delicious.
March 2012
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Visible Children: We got trouble. →
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And the Awkward Annie Comment Award goes to...
- Ben (while our group of friends helps Amber paint her apartment): Well if a group of seven white people can do this in an evening, it shouldn't take two Chinese guys much longer...
- Me: Um... I'm not white.
- Ben: Oh.
The Frenemy.: Cosmopolitan Articles I Would Write →
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As a full-time freelance writer and part-time lady, I feel like I am completely qualified to write for Cosmopolitan magazine. For instance, like a human or maybe an intelligent monkey, I can type nonsense into my computer at any given time! Furthermore, like a human with breasts and a sassy…
