- Doc: So you think you have an allergy?
- Me: Yes. I've been eating a lot of shellfish and I'm allergic to it.
- Doc: Then why do you eat them?
- Me: Because they're delicious.
At the doctor's today...
When somebody checks in somewhere on Facebook
And the Awkward Annie Comment Award goes to...
- Ben (while our group of friends helps Amber paint her apartment): Well if a group of seven white people can do this in an evening, it shouldn't take two Chinese guys much longer...
- Me: Um... I'm not white.
- Ben: Oh.