What I think he sees:
What he really sees:
Yup, that’s exactly how I feel today.
My BMI’s not great… But I’m not like Precious or anything! — Mindy Kaling
I’m not grown up at all. Grown up is the costume I wear to work, much like wearing princess clothes when really I’m a wild alcoholic baby orangutan inside. — Me, setting my cousin straight on appearing responsible.
I’ve got to go see about the one, well, one of the ones that got away. — My pimp friend